Equality for men

I’ve been doing a little thinking about fairness to men over the last year. Well, basically as soon as I started to get involved with women in general. Some of these facts will astound and most likely make you furious. You will see that men are no longer in control and have become puppets in a society run by women and their hormones. Let me start by saying I do have sympathy for women. I wouldn’t want my penis bleeding for days on end with a piece of cotton stuck up it. Yes. It is an inconvenience. Hopefully this will educate women on what they do to us is just, if not more unfair. Every Woman’s menstrual cycle varies. Some are light and some are heavy. Some have shorter bloody days than others. Some make a girl horny, some make them sad L. It’s just what their DNA has told their vaginas to do. All that aside we all know it really doesn’t matter. A girl with a 1 day period that has a speck of blood will use it to make a 1 week ordeal from hell out of it. The perfect excuse to act however the hell they want with “I’m on my period” as an excuse. It’s all a lie. Then there’s the PMS. So let’s just assume that an average girl has a 3 day blood bath. 5 days leading up to that are her PMS days. 8 days on average. 8 X 12 is 96. 96 days out of the year? Anyone know what the percentage is? Over 1/3 of the year. This is horrible. This is the time we can count on being treat poorly and can’t have sex. 1/3 of our lives (for those of us who are in committed relationships) Are we fools? Or are we that desperate for love? Now here is something else to look at. Do we ever yell at a girl for being on her period? Maybe….. Just out of frustration for being treat like shit. But we do so in an understanding way. “Aww it’s ok, I don’t mind the blood on my penis, we’ll just lay a towel down.” Now let’s think of when a guy’s hormones get out of whack. Perfect example: Drinking. I don’t know if it really affects testosterone levels but most signs point to yes... Wanting to fight. Wanting to meet girls. Being loud. Taking clothes off to show hairy chest. All signs of the caveman. So. Even if we come home and are perfectly peaceful after a night of drinking we get the shaft. Women sense our hormones are off and abuse us. I’m taking a stand. I’m dating down the menstrual cycle from now on. I will have an alert on my iphone. It will warn me. And by god, I’m going to beat her to the punch. She will think I can also sense the hormone fluctuation which will confuse her. Women know they posses this power and keep it to themselves. So, I will trick her… Ultimately causing confusion and fear that I’ve caught onto it. I will then follow it up with the classic phrase: “Don’t do it again! Don’t do it again! I hate it when you come home on your period!” Change period with drunk and that’s what I get. I’m no math whiz but I do know that 1/3 does not equal maybe 5-10 days out of the year. I know the answer to that math problem though. M=Unfair