Swine Flu & Cocaine

As we know the swine flu had major outbreaks in Mexico... Where is Mexico located? South of the United States. What’s South of Mexico? A bunch of shit countries that connect down to Columbia. What comes from Columbia? Cocaine. And what does Mexico have? Pharmacia’s where you can get most prescription drugs... Mexico also has a bunch of pigs living amongst the citizens... Now those are the facts.. Here's another interesting one. The DEA just established that 1/3 of all cocaine seized in the United States has a very powerful/dangerous drug called levamisole. The drug intended to be used as a de-worming medicine in livestock. However, it is also believed to increase the happy feeling of cocaine in humans. Thus, less cocaine needs to be taken to get a high quality effect. It has been deemed "The ultimate cutting agent..." Now what they didn't consider is that the drug has been used on humans. More specifically as a way to fight colon cancer. This comes at a great risk because it severely weakens your immune system. You should be in a sterile environment when on this medication. You definitely don't want to be around a shit covered pig. Ok. Now put all that together and what do you get? Mexicans cutting coke with horse medicine, trying it out, weaken their immune systems, live with a pig, and boom. You get swine flu. The disease soon mutates into a human born virus. Cocaine is trafficked into the United States along with sick Mexicans and you have a full blown Pandemic. The solution to this problem is simple. Don't do cocaine and avoid Mexicans. However, we all know that's impossible because #1 cocaine is awesome and #2 Mexicans are everywhere. So err on the side of caution until the CDC establishes a vaccine. Snort prescription pain-killers and avoid Agricultural communities where Mexicans are known to thrive. As the father of 2 children, I thank you for your consideration into this matter.